Just keep flying, baby!

Then you’ll run out of gas. I have some joints to rest, but I like playing.

rayge-roars:

questionablemorels:

There are two kinds of people in this world: People who admit they find Aragorn unspeakably attractive and LIARS.

roy.

Haha, Aragorn was my original inspiration to grow out my hair..

His teeth could use a little work though.

(Source: thegoatrodeo)

Stark is flying…ish.
#stark #wgsd #whiteshepherd #germanshepherd #puppy #cute #mylifehasnopurpose

Right on.

Twilight had a better plot. Not that I watched it or anything…

(Source: brotips)

They’ll tell you anything they want you to believe..

Any human being who wasn’t influenced by this illustration can think of think of at least 20 ways off the top of their head where Superman or Iron Man +/- X = no Batman.

If I made this, batman would always end up as a cloud of vapor… Batman wouldn’t even stand a chance against Pikachu.

BTW. Anyone - Sun = blob of skin. Them vitamin D wont be activated to help them calcium in them bones. So Superman still standing is quite a feat.

And why does everyone end up being a black guy?

(via rayge-roars)

Stark the white shepherd.
#wgsd #whiteshepherd #germanshepherd #cute #lifeanddog #puppy #stark #dog #instadog #babylotion #owwijustjammedmytoe

I thought it was bad news when Faith Hill was stepping down…

Yay for Carrie!

af-alfi:

haha! roy getting a unicorn outfit like this for ezzy.  

done.

ajpastor:

There was once a rich merchant who married four wives.  He loved the fourth wife the most and adorned her with rich, good and costly clothes and other materials, and treated her to delicacies. The End.


Hope you liked the story for today! ^_^

OMG This needs more notes.

Why hasn’t anyone realized how deep this story of such few words is?

deracinatenaught:

a90sbitch:

raspberrying:

andithevillian:

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

i am such an oxford comma enthusiast

i will never ever whisper “i dont give a fuck about an oxford comma” while typing a paper again

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE OXFORD COMMA; ALTHOUGH UNTIL THIS MOMENT, I KNEW NOT THAT IT HAD A NAME.